They should have gone full cheese and somehow included a rocket punch for him somehow.

Yes. We know the in-game reason why.
Doesn’t make it any less hilarious when he does it though.

A mushroom and cheese stromboli

The amount of times the guy gets his hands sliced off only to quickly reattach them made me laugh

The Beacon is lit... and apparently attacking a dragon/

Hell yeah.

Oh boy... the wonders of fighting the terrorists in an open cornfield and barns.

Just make the next one Philly or something.

It must be the fungus finally kicking in.

“Competitive sports should remain pure sports and shouldn’t be used to announce a political position.”

Pedantic lawyering.

They did a great job with the dog design and functionality, but I will always love the Palico

Thing is, cheesy can work in an over the top movie like this. Hell, Shang Tsung said those lines in the original and they worked, even when being hammy and cheesy. This one just felt forced. Like they made a different movie, then said “hey lets get a big name on it to help it sell!”

SANYA

Well, they had to hard shift it to Liu Kang somehow after making Johnny seriously the best character in the MK story. Like after his turn to being a dad he turned into someone who took responsibility, while trolling the fuck outta everyone, just made him awesome. Took out the annoying whiner, and made him badass.

HOW LUCKY FOR THEM! BACK HOME.

Yea... I hate to say it, but the first movie actually had a better story.

How well does it play on an HD screen?

Just gotta avoid Luthor. He would steal 40 pies. Thats as many as FOUR TENS!

I tip my hat to this one. The monotony would drive a lesser one insane.

Can’t we fire Kotick instead?