Highly Questionable is lo-cal dumb fun. We DVR it.

Let the boy drive the car, you cowards.

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

I believe he would, because he’s showing an ability to think long term about what really matters.

You old

Zlatan isn’t washed up; washing up is Zlataned.

What do you have against building character?

Brock Holt is not playing a tin can. In Latino culture that is known as a guira: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%BCira

There is a British version and everyone is drunk!

Who hurt you?

This is unsurprising to anyone who’s paid attention to the Colts for the past decade or so, since the only O-lines Jim Irsay cares about are crushed up oxycontin.

Eh. Whitlock’s been leaning more and more right for years now.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

He seems to have learned, he is wildly offensive.

Doesn’t that have more to do with his teammate spotting him in time that his run wasn’t in vain?

The last time Oberlin went box-to-box we got 6 seasons of Girls. Careful what you wish for.

Just meet out in centerfield, boys

“Packin the Mac in da back of da Ac”

“Good job out there, Chemosabe.”