Fucking obviously. Put together people don’t generally punch up their dads out of paranoia that they called the police to check on you.

Someone else might be available, too.

Rather elegant solution I must say.

My idiot friends and I wouldn’t have made it through an hour of this before going double agent on each other and driving away while the dunk dude is left alone in the driveway. We were sort of dicks. Also, none of us could dunk.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

His contract is the most remarkable considering how he ended his season giving up ON THE FLOOR, IN FRONT OF THE WORLD against the Spurs, without Kawhi.

Celebrities, they’re just like us.

If only she had been warned of his poor decision-making beforehand

Maybe she didn’t see that he wound up with the ball?

Alonso is currently trying to find out who he needs to bribe to make that happen

3/5 Mustangs

Jacques Villeneuve nearly beat Damon Hill to the 1996 driver’s title as a rookie and then proceeded to wipe the floor with Heinz-Harald Frentzen in 1997.

Um, Jacques Villeneuve ring a bell? 1995 IndyCar World Series Champion, 1996 F1 Runner-up, 1997 F1 Champion? Just a tinkle?

This is why you left foot tap your brakes in between corners. First and foremost it eliminates pad knockback which is often mistaken as brake failure. Secondly if you tap your brakes on the straights and the pedal goes to the floor you know you have no brakes way sooner than if you wait until your actual brake point…

Nah, the landlord is cool with tearing up the yard.

I...I don’t know who to believe here....these seem to be pretty far apart

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

Show me a major racing series that is closer to your reality. Even the small fry NASCAR teams are spending gobs of money to even be at the track