Miata and automatic do not belong in the same sentence.

His supporters will find a way to love this.

“I fucked Claude Lemieux”

The Brewers are near the top of the league in defensive runs saved, which is giving a huge boost to their starters. Some of them still sucked from time to time, but were good enough overall. What’s more is that they haven’t suffered any huge injuries this year which is a big part of being successful. It’s easy to sit…

So defenders are now suppose to redefine what gravity is and contort their bodies in ways not physically possible? Better yet, Matthews has to displace his body weight outside of his body the moment he makes contact with the quarterback.

I bet sex in Buffalo only happens on folding tables.

Porky is at his best when Daffy is fucking with him.  

I work in IT with security systems.  If companies want to they can track, monitor and record everything on their property.  Most won’t because there isn’t a business need.  Breaking up organizing is easy because of the “Crabs in the bucket” mentality of other workers.  

I get depressed just shopping there, which is rare. I can’t imagine having to work there.

Oh, there are far easier/cheaper ways to do that aside from audio survielliance coupled with analytic software.

I dunno. When I go to Wal-Mart, most of the employees have a thousand yard stare and look... well, defeated.

Agreed, but the ROI they’re actually after is preventing stores from organizing, which they’ll be able to do because they’ll know if anyone is starting to talk to each other about unions. 

Why do I have a feeling the focus will be listening for the words “Union”, “Organize”, and “Benefits”?

Shithawks are coming. They’re flying in low, swooping down, shitting on people, dragging them off to the big shit nest. 

Yeah, my (Orthodox Jew, have a lot of ties to the area) reaction to that news story was “of course its fucking Beitar.” They are absolute scum of the earth. Think of how messed up you have to be to fire bomb your own team’s offices because they signed a Muslim. Just the fucking worst.

Yeah, Ihr is the informal you collective, sein is the you for a group you don’t know. So it plays out more like “you guys” or y’all.

Hot dogs are...sort of meat?

If a riot like that started near me I would have gotten my buns outta there.

If you look closely when he pulled his pants down he was already prariedoggin it pretty hard as theres already about 2 inches of pipe ready to go like the top half of a missile poking out a silo.

Agreed. With the force that the poop flew, it was coming whether he wanted or not. Granted, he could have found a better spot perhaps, but the launch sequence had been activated and there was no going back.