No mention of Super Baseball 2020? Shame.

Wait... You mention all The Rock homages in MW2? but you fail to mention that Hans Zimmer did the music to both MW2 and The Rock, also?

That had to ruffle the feathers of the more antisemitic corners of House Neckbeard.

How the hell did Baghdad Bob get a job with Brietbart?

So this is what the Matrix in full VR is like, chummers.

Surprised you didn’t mention Buckley’s fumbleitis. He had a couple of flashes of brilliance as a return man, but dear gods, the fumbles...

And after the Vikings end up making the Lions look competent this season, they’ll piss away their first round draft pick on a guy that will bust harder than Ryan Leaf, Tony Mandarich, and Tim Tebow put together.

Kids these days don’t remember the likes of Anthony Dilweg, Tony Mandarich and Terrell Buckley.

Just make sure he doesn’t show up to your daughter’s post-prom party.

The best Lambeau Field #scannersquawk wasn’t a Packer Game, though. It was last year’s Kenny Chesney concert.

Even the Point Brewery is starting to put out some good stuff these days.

Even Cersei and Jamie Lannister are cringing at this article.

At least we only have one more season of their god-awful disco fight song...

Kraft String Cheese? Colin, we gotta get you some smoked string cheese from some of Wisconsin’s great local cheese factories. You’ll never want to go back to Kraft ever again.

Why Al likes to keep his act somewhat family-friendly, it doesn’t mean he’s unwilling to do dark humor like Since You’ve Been Gone, One More Minute, The Night Santa Went Crazy and Christmas at Ground Zero.