Challenge accepted.

“Today, we go fishing American Redneck style!”

What’s with the telephone cord?

“For fuck’s sake Vasily, this is the last time you eat cabbage before a mission!”

Solid Snakeov

I didn’t know Shadow Moses actually existed.

She’s gorgeous!

Dick Physics would make a great name for a band.

No Eartha Kitt Catwoman? Shame, Lego.

WANT.

Another satisfied Viagra customer!

Damn right. If Mount Your Friends can get cock swinging down pat, so can Fallout 4! Come on, modders, get off your asses and get coding!

Because Nair and razors are as easy to get in a post-apocalytic nuclear wasteland as they are in real life.

Well, at least there’s pubic hair.

Dear Sir:

Am I the only one who wants to see if get dick swinging physics down?

Ford Probe = Automatic CP

I’ll take Larrivie and McCarren any day over fucking Buck and Aikman.