I can’t wait to listen to how Larivee and McCarren called this last play.

FEED ME MORE HIPS!

Comment of the year.

Anyone feel like setting those last two plays to Lacrimosa from Mozart’s Requiem, kind of like that old Air Jordan ad?

He’s the Jagsguy of 2015.

Memo to all butthurt Lions fans blaming the refs:

Wonder if the folks at Pantone are Steven Universe fans?

I know, It probably should have just linked to the Wikipedia article, but, hey, any excuse to post a Kinky Friedman song.

For those wondering about the mass shooting in 1966:

Post Taco Bell pants?

I wish the NFL would allow forward motion before the snap.

How could those FIBs from Illinois not even place in the top 10?

Even the folks who run the Dirty O in Pittsburgh think that’s a ludicrous amount of fries.

Official vehicle of Canadian-born meth addicts.

Just as long as those damn Kale munching, skinny jeans wearing, Neutral Milk Hotel listening hipsters keep their meathooks away from this beautiful thing, all will be cool.

Taco Bell will do that to you.