“I love what you do for me, Toyota!”

Fuck this guy.

Still works. Green Bay has a hell of a heroin problem.

The sooner Mike McCarthy pulls his head out of his ass and fires that useless fuckwit Dom Capers, the better.

Damn... Black Friday’s payday for me...

“My retribution shall be swift and unforgettable, foolish human slave.”

These are Ferraris we’re talking about. Spontaneous combustion is always a possibility.

Painters missed a few spots....

Fuck this guy, fuck the Dallas Cowboys and everyone who has ever played for them, and fuck the entire state of Texas. (Except for Austin.)

Alfie?

In between playing Blackie Parrish on General Hospital and Uncle Jesse onFull House, John Stamos had a role in the little-known film, Never Too Young to Die. Stamos plays Lance Stargrove, a high school gymnast and son of a secret agent who enters the world of espionage himself

“ThE mAsTeR wOuLd NoT aPpRoVe!”

“Great. Bob gets to fight a giant dinosaur with a bitchin’ car and a sweet sword, and I get stuck fighting an assholeasurus with a glowing suppository on a stick.”

I would watch the shit out of this anime.

Damn fucking right.

I play in the world’s largest trivia contest. We had a photo question about this very ad a few years back!

I thought this was a screenshot from the new Star Wars movie at first.

Oh, hell, yeah....