She’s been hailed as a great beauty since the 70s. She is unquestionably elegant. And that matters a lot.

And yet it’s somehow better to always assume everyone is straight until otherwise and to prove otherwise they can’t just live their life, they have to make some kind of declaration (multiple times throughout their life)?

#teamTaylorentourage

Pregnant Kim: Pregnancy makes me feel like a bloated whale please pass the Cheetos

I’ve NEVER understood that. Listen, I have a kid...and she was absolutely inconsolable and WORTHLESS from birth until at least 5 or so. I would’ve gladly skipped those years in which I had to do every single little thing for her. WHY DON’T PEOPLE APPRECIATE OLDER KIDS MORE?!?!?!

I would say “wow what an embarrassing disaster for Trump” but as he’s taught me in the past few months: people are significantly worse than I thought (and/or there are significantly more horrible people) and somehow nothing manages to stick to Trump. He’s fucking magic.

have you seen “Man from UNCLE”??? i mean , i mean.....soooo pretty

ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SO ILL SHARE THE STORY AGAIN.

the reception was decorated with “bowls and bowls filled with cigarettes, and everyone smoked the whole night.”

I second this request for info on this dude

Much though I love Alan Rickman, it’s really Emma Thompson who carries that storyline—when she says “You made the life I lead foolish, too”, it just GUTS you. You get a sense that her entire worldview and sense of her life was upended by her dipshit husband, and your heart just breaks for her.

I’m a lawyer. Of course I know the legal definition of stalking.

IT’S NOT FUCKING STALKING IN *ANY* DEFINITION, YOU PSYCHO. Jesus Christ, you people - actually making me defend this goddamn movie.

Except that’s not what happens? Stalking is defined as the willful and repeated following, watching and/or harassing of another person. Unlike other crimes, which usually involve one act, stalking is a series of actions that occur over a period of time.

Can you find anywhere in that statement that I said “I believe in this” or “this is definitely what real love looks like” or “based on a true story” or even “this could possibly happen to someone”?

Because the person recounting the story to you doesn’t actually remember it correctly. He meets her when he’s on vacation and she’s working as his housekeeper. She leaves when he comes to the end of his vacation. And he immediately starts to learn Portuguese in order to speak to her. A year later, after not having…

There are obviously broader points to be made here, but how on EARTH is this woman 40 years old? She looks 25 tops.

I feel like if someones first thought after they won the lottery or something ISNT to help their parents or loved ones or WHOEVER close to them out (I understand if you have a shitty family, fuck them don’t help) BUT I think that if that isn’t your first thought if you find yourself with a lot of money you cant be…

Yeah, you never know, although I’ve vowed he won’t get out of this thing alive.

I know it stole mine