this got real dark. real fast.
this got real dark. real fast.
“Hugh Jackman wants Tom Hardy to play “younger Wolverine.”
What I want to know is, where the heck did he get a leather jacket for $400? I can’t find any under $500.
Wouldn’t the vow response be “Yeah (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!)“ instead of “I do?”
Between him and Miles Teller and the director, I pity everyone who had the misfortune to work on that Fantastic Four movie.
When a 28 year old man says “I’m good at females” I have this reaction
I don’t know, the Israelis are pretty good at starving and killing Palestinians.
Jews killed a lot of people on the USS Liberty. And I say this as a Jew. No religion on this planet is without blood on its hands.
Look at you!
I’m not sure it’s really about his looks. I think he’s one of those guys who opens his mouth and the most wonderful things come out, and instantly he’s incredibly attractive.
And yet he stubbornly refuses to audition for the lead role in my upcoming epic Chinatown 2: This Time With Butts.
Me right now.
Exactly. It’s also why women continue to want amazing memorable proposals, and men want to give them: because we want markers in our lives that feel “magical” somehow. We want to believe that we’re somehow special or unusual, and the world isn’t just waking up to the same old shit every day.
Why? Because our lives are mundane drudgery and all of us want something, no matter how brief and stupid, that is magical and special to happen to us. No one gets an owl at age 11, no one follows a white rabbit down a hole. We sustain ourselves with fictions because reality is mostly an awful, cold place where you…
At least John McCain has her back (or did in 2012):
Jon Hamm in Bridesmaids was the best acting. Alfred Noble needs to invent a prize just for Jon Hamm specifically, not just acting but basically everything Jon Hamm. Why is he not in every movie? No one can handle the Hamm.
Anyone who talks about crossfit is instantly a bodybore in my eyes
I wish men would look at that graph and realize that even if they want young women, they can’t have them.
These charts have been floating around the interwebs for a while now, but my reaction’s still this.