I’ve been joking that I’ve reached the age that when I see a baby I just want to eat it (I understand the crone in Hansel And Gretel now). And this baby looks scrumptious. Nom nom

Remember when people would argue that these were her natural lips with just a lot of lip liner and everyone saying she got surgery was a hater, here in the comment section of this very website?

I don’t think he’s even that pretty. I like my men a little more Doc Marten, a little less Uggs.

I’ve never promised not to make fun of people with disabilities. It’s still fucked up if I do. We’ve long decided in our society that you’re held to certain social contracts whether you choose to sign on the dotted line or not. I wish people would quit with this non-argument.

Well, I’d say that if you are a person who willingly sleeps with a married person, you don’t have a great deal of integrity (or compassion for the other spouse in the equation).

I'd say that not knowingly sleeping with a married person is part of the social contract.

A Low Vera. I mean it was so lame too.

Viola Davis and Mark Harmon and Johnny Galecki and most of the other actors on those shows aren’t calling the tabloids/paparazzi every day pushing stories about themselves. The Kardashians want us to talk about them, whether we want to hear it or not.

Having caught the latest episode of “I am Cait” it was made pretty clear that Kris is having a hard time with all of this. And I don’t think anyone can fault her for that. It’s great Caitlyn Jenner is out and doing her thing and living her life but that transition impacts more than her. It impacts her whole family.

Is Keanu a dating type? I don’t recall him being in a relationship for a very long time, and it’s not like he couldn’t go out and meet people. Pretty sure he could find his way through all the shallow “I just wanna fuck a movie star!” types (Ben Affleck’s babysitter, lawl) and find someone nice if he wanted to. Kind…

I love Keanu and want him for myself but would acquiesce to him dating Sandy instead.

I have been shipping Keanu and Sandra since the 90s! Someone make this happen somehow.

Irina Shayk from Ronaldo to Bradley Pooper - downgrade.

Why can’t she and Keanu just fall in love? Keanu would NEVER smear dog shit!

Let’s be honest: pictures/selfies where the subject looks cute-scared are the worst. Just like duck face, this shit has to die, like, yesterday.

A picture of Beyoncé for sure.

I love her face. Like, “Yeah that’s right bitches. I am a QUEEN.”

• Tom Hardy might choose Bond. [VF]

He left his pregnant girlfriend for a supermodel and rumor has it fought hard against child support.