Ian McKellen, you are my god damn hero.

Me so many times last night:

All these outfits are hideous. Are dresses that look like ugly swimsuits with ugly coverups IN right now??

I think he meant that if they have the option to cheat, they will

If Chris Rock meant that “men are only as faithful as their options,” in regards to attractiveness (as this article seems to imply, I think?) then 90% of guys wouldn’t cheat down, as they most often do.

I have never personally experienced SoCal’s public education system. I do know that LAUSD is a school district in crisis, and I do not consider that very funny. Maybe you do. Perhaps you also find our statewide water shortage amusing, since you seem to think the intensity of my opinions on water conservation something…

I want to shoot him in the back of the head with a “Wut Cannon”

Aww, thanks for saying that.

What gets me is... I don’t really know if monogamy is right for me, either, but I don’t need to know that to be sure that cheating isn’t. When I was in a relationship with someone (5+ years at the time) and found myself not attracted to them and wanting someone else, the idea of betraying someone I’d made promises to…

Cheating on an ill partner, what great advice. Dan Savage, wow! What a guy!

TSwift crossover! She did ‘em both.

As a fellow beard lover, I agree, sadly.

I love a man with a beard but I feel like that beard is doing nothing for Gyllanhaal.

I would not be. Bring me rain, please and thank you.

Or Kanye and Sir Paul

I would like to formally change my opinion from ‘Kylie should not be dating Tyga’ to ‘nobody should be dating Tyga, ever’.

They gave us Zayn. That is enough.

Honestly, after the hot one left was there really any doubt that they would crash and burn within months?

Lolwtf Kobe? Next show is Michael Vick is guess?