Dear Patrick:

Personally I think the woman who would prefer to be “rather butch and leisurely” than squeeze herself into a bandage dress is the smart one . Tees and jeans 4 evar!

What if you have prominent hips but also big tits? Or flat hips and a flat chest? Or you have narrow hips but a bigole bubble butt?

I heartily endorse big-hipped women wearing bodycon dresses, in that the last time I wore a bodycon dress, literally every comment from my friends was ‘OMG YOUR CURVES’. Aw yeah. Also, I heartily endorse everyone wearing whatever the fuck they want at all times (unless you are wearing a pelt made from the skins of…

I was thinking the same thing. He always looks one wedgie away from winning the World’s Biggest Dork award.

It can vary greatly from one person to another. I maintained an appetite after initial chemo and radiation, and was placed on a high protein diet to help heal my body. Dietician calculated I needed 3x recommended protein per day, and I literally could not get enough. Also, there was no food restrictions at all other…

Stop hating on Ed Sheeran’s stupid tattoo.

And then for every one person faking it, one person who REALLY has cancer gets miraculously cured

Sorry to hear that...Jimmy is a true Christian, unlike those charlatans in the Republican Party.

So I think I need to submit my pug for look alike with Jeremy Renner. Thoughts?

that’s actually a pretty cool obsession, to be honest. she should own it.

I didn’t even see boobs, I just saw the most incredible bathroom counter that I fucking covet. It’s like crystal and glows from within? It looks like it’s from the Stevie Nicks White Witch collection for Kohler.

She’s sO qUirKy you guys

A true symbol of their love.

I think Pimp Mama Kris (credit: DListed) is a horrible mother and horrible human. However, I feel like the public talking about whether Kim is actually preggers or not would make Kris SO HAPPY. Controversy is like water and food to these people. So, going with no-do not believe tabloid.

The only way for Ben Affleck to prove he isn’t faking this snoozefest of a nanny scandal is to post a nude selfie on instagram of him NOT banging the nanny. Or Tom Brady.

so i just watched Bad Blood for the first time last night

Takes all kinds? These are interesting times.

That gesture shows a ridiculous amount of self-control on your part. Well done.

I’m a personality psychologist and I have done research on extraversion. You do raise good points, but I have a few comments/observations though: