I gave my nephew my old iphone and forgot to disconnect the photo feed. So now, I’ll be looking at photos on my phone and see random ones of his little 4-year old feet or extreme close-ups of his baby sister or this:

My baby loooves the front-facing camera on my cell phone. Any time she’s inconsolable, I turn it on. She somehow ends up buying apps in the Play Store whenever I do, but whatever. I totally needed an app of the Bible in Hindi anyway.

My interpretation of religion:

Actually people gave him shit because his family got a lot of money for in reparation for slave to be free, and his family has been quite vocal against reparation for slaves descendant. But let rewrite why people were mad to make white people feel better about beeing shitty.

I found documents on ancestry.com showing that my great great grandfather patented a device to keep ladies skirts from blowing up, much to the anger all men i am sure.

Reminds me of my SIL. She had a baby last year and loves to throw out the “I can’t wait for you to have kids” and “well when you guys have kids...” about 2 months after the baby was born I got an IUD.

this is criminal because carey mulligan is a gem and sienna miller is a nothing

Yes!! I am old (78!) and when I first saw it (5 x’s in a row) I was crying, it was so funny! My husband plays it randomly at least once a year and we still laugh and laugh.

soz #larryshipper

Also, most Asian people have straight hair

Lennon and McCartney were musically greatest when they were together.

Yeah, see my earlier comment. I said the same thing but I assumed I didn’t get it because Old.

JLo!

first of all,the reason the biggest inventions and discoveries were made by white men is because NO ONE ELSE WAS ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE. when the only people allowed in the game are white men, it’s pretty fucking easy to use those advances as evidence. except the evidence has context and history.

I wonder if we can pretend you’re smart. no, you’re dumb. oh well.

It looks like the unholy coupling of Matthew McConaughey and Leo DiCaprio.

yeah like as in “I do not believe anyone who actually knows her personally thinks she is an incredible spark”

You are listing the reasons why you don't want a wedding. A wedding is not necessary for getting married. A marriage license is actually very cheap.

I think the best way to explain the symbolism is that if one person says "I want you to be my person for the rest of our lives" and the other person accepts, it means that you're both agreeing to the same thing at the same time in the same place, and that's pretty damn amazing and not likely to ever happen again, so…

But here's the question I have: if getting married isn't important and doesn't change anything, why DOESN'T the person who doesn't want to get married, just do it for the other person in the relationship? The answer is that really getting married DOES mean something and whatever it means is something that the person…