No Kanye humblebrag? no list!

Right? Limes make everything else taste better.

The obsession with the number of limes is cracking me up. Limes add a good amount of flavor to things including water. Maybe she likes lime in her water. Jeez folks.

But seriously and I can not stress this enough, fuck Benjamin Netanyahu. Fuck that guy hard.

I knew Bibi, decades ago, as a soldier and young officer under my command facing real fire.

“...I have no idea what I’m doing...”

alconleigh: Hang in there you’ll figure it out.

Pah, that's like all the people that say I have to have a white wedding dress.

you guys should definitely just recombine your last names after you get married.

Bree, you should have gone with McHorny. I fear you will regret this for the rest of your life. I know that I will regret it for you.

Do NOT apologize for its size. In fact, make it bigger!

this also happened and i just want to bring everyones attention to it

looks like a little clone of leslie mann.

You IRL:

My last name is McMahon and his is Hornyak so we dreamed of McHorny2015.com. It was swiftly rejected by the in-laws. boo hiss. Boring URL it is. Don't you settle!

Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed are tongue-ing each other all over Coachella.

Why can’t we get better candidates like Warren? The last thing we need is more mediocre candidates.

You know what though - if someone with cancer wants to be angry and bitter, that’s fine with me too.

But H2O does some good shit too (mostly good shit, actually). Cancer, not so much. All bad. So, not really a great comparison.

because watching someone who raised you (or you know, your own self!) and was there for your skinned knees, your first love breaking your heart, every little goddamn thing with words of wisdom, a hug, and a bad movie go through stage 4 colon cancer and all of the horrible things that go along with it gives you the…