Juventina
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In the Xmas Jammies video, the dad raps about his vasectomy.

Is there a team ice cream (cake and/or pie optional)? If so, I'm on THAT team.

I feel like Kanye and Morrissey would get along really well.

Nail, meet hammer. Exactly. It was such an immature exercise that I was torn between goading her/him (assume her) and being appalled at how annoying and aggressive she was.

For those tired of Justin Beiber's silly ass, here is Kate Mckinnon as Justin Beiber. She's a treasure.

This is what happens when I oversleep and catch morning news tv. TMYK!

There, fixed it for you.

I think Pax is like 10 or 11. By that age, I was baking and taking cake decorating courses once a week. I was a pretty good little baker and had been helping with kitchen prep since I was very little.

Come on... he probably had skilled assistance/supervision.

you like too many desserts, you cannot be trusted. disavowal protocol commencing.

My 9 year old niece recently made a very excellent cake (with a little help). She built a shoe on it from marzipan.

Or Kendall Jenner; I had to go through it with chewtoy over the waitress-stiffing scandal.

Eh. She gives a fuck. Angelina's a master at running the press. The reaction she's aiming for isn't always unmitigated approval, but she cares an awful lot about what people think. If she didn't, her media persona would be a lot more scattered and messy. The current one takes a lot of managing on her part.

I don't know why they keep ignoring the obvious solution of instituting a ban button.

Open question for anyone, especially Kinja experts: Would there be any way to limit the "pending" comments to gif posts? I imagine it's impossible to sort through all the pending comments, but it shouldn't take too long to separate offensive gifs from non-offensive gifs. Or, you know, for Gawker to track and block

I'm only here for the peen.

Mark Wahlberg is the worst and do not understand how anyone can like that vile racist asshole (who blinded a old man/tried to kill because he was Vietnamese).

This gif is a gift.

" Pitt and Jolie play a married couple in the south of France who become sexually obsessed with their neighbors."