Corey says, "Fucking amateurs."

This is just an invitation to make them up in our heads.

I have hereby decided that my Friday needs to have three types of cake. Tint-stained windows are not needed. Just the cake.

"The couple's six kids chose the three wedding cakes - one was a strawberry ice cream, another was a three chocolate gateau and a third had fresh cream and raspberries."

Three chocolate gateau??? Swoon.

tint-stained cake.

right? I need cake info more than I need to know what the kids did!

I love this look on Emma Stone. So cute-yet-sexy!

John Jackman is sexy as well

No. I don't understand Amanda Seyfried. Why is she famous?

I have no problem with the dress, I think it is terribly ill-chosen, is all. I love a lot of Lena Dunham's red-carpet looks. Just not for her. Sometimes I wonder if she is aggressively selecting really unflattering things to be provocative.

My face when I saw Lena's dress:

" Beyonce is likely the finest living performer we have right now and she proved that again tonight."

Hey, Nick. You can be far more supportive of your wife if you don't go to the gossip rags and call her crazy. Also, your dad sounds like a piece of work. Hope you don't take after him.

My son's name is Laszlo (note the s and z are reversed in Wentz's kid's spelling, which is incorrect). It's a Hungarian name, a beautiful one in my opinion.

I just feel like this whole country is trolling me now. Unarmed black men beaten and killed in the streets and hundreds of racists donate money to the white cop perpetrator while also posting insanely racist messages, meanwhile white folks carry around assault rifles while they're shopping at WalMart completely…

A-fucking-men. It wasn't interesting when Madonna did it. Here we are like 3 decades later doing the same dumb shit.

I keep thinking about the soap.

I'm not a prude by any means, but I remember when videos used to have a message or some sort of plot line. Now, they're just basically soft core porn set to autotune. And some are not-so-soft. But, I can't lie. I watched that video about 10 times. Because, my gawd. My eyeballs didn't know where to look.

Tina you were saying everything was fine when matthew was out here having babies by other women and stealing money from beyonce, so forgive me if I don't take your word for it.