As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

I feel about Ang Lee’s Hulk the same way this dude feels about BvS. It’s a suitable superhero film that strives to go deeper and that teensy bit of originality makes it worth it. The failure was in the execution of the actual superhero parts of the movie, like the obligatory fight at the end which everyone demands but…

What? Lots of cigar stores have wooden statues out front.

Yeah, but a guy who looks like this on national teevee needs some positive reinforcement now and then.

They sale me books; they sale me educashin; cheerleders in tite duds... I’m graduate.

A USC alum would more likely say “its a real good school”

Eve, that video game that is way more fun and entertaining to read about all the crazy things that happen instead of actually playing it.

He makes a strong point. Everybody thinks Aspirin is harmless. But I remember one time I took an Aspirin and ended up driving erratically with briefcase with $29,000 in cash and a bunch of bottles of Aspirin. I was even charged with a DUI. They need to put a warning label on that stuff.

yes this makes me so happy. hahahahahahahaha. And know I just need to lean back in my chair with a nice glass of Laphroaig and pretend that this was a pivotal moment in a playoff series and it cost the Warriors dearly. How sweet, how sweet indeed.

Western right-wing extremists did some pretty terrible things to Middle Eastern folks. As a result, Middle Eastern right-wing extremists did some pretty terrible things to Western folks. It has gotten a bit more complicated over the past 600 years, but not much more so.

I’m sorry, but as an artist and writer myself that mentality really pains me. I wish less people had that mentality

Top Tip; If you're bald, don't think that facial hair somehow makes up for it.

“Capt Balderrama: McClendon went left of center traveling at a high rate of speed, collided into bridge wall, car engulfed in flames @NewsOK”

Harden did get McHale fired, if not by specific request then by being out of shape

That’s exactly what happened to me. Thank you World Cup 2006, you created a soccer fan for life.

I don’t think it’s what you ate and drank but more how specific you were about it.

we know too much about this relationship.

As a recent dad, I hope that kid’s okay.