I had Beckham too. The problem is I had Peyton Manning when he decided to play like Archie. Not his Dad, the comic book character.

"If a player wasn't as good as he is, it wouldn't be a snub when he didn't make the Pro Bowl roster."

While Lebron Jr. does a pretty darn good impression of his daddy — from the one-man fastbreaks to the crab-dribbling and-ones — I was more impressed by the kids in white doing a better impression of James Harden on defense.

It's certainly dumb to try and project an nine-year-old's NBA prospects

Correct. I would assume your digital being, on a website I frequent, is a dick. Therefore, I can form the opinion that, you're an asshole to people on the internet that cannot see your face when you talk your shit. Not an asshole entirely

Literally any of us who sit at our shit desk jobs commenting on sports would give almost anything to be an NFL-level player of any quality - even a benchwarmer - for one game - let alone be someone as good as him.

If your "job" can be made harder by one person refusing to answer pointless/loaded questions, then you don't have much of a job.

It totally is a comeback. It's saying, "you may have a problem with this one thing he does, but here's something great he does."

"the privilege to play a game for a living and make millions doing it"

I obviously don't know Marshawn personally so maybe I'm wrong, but I'm guessing when he's a broken old man like each of us someday become and he looks back at when he could have been the man that joyfully talked about how great it was to have had fun doing something we all love him for - instead of the man that…

I'm sure Homeless Mike down the street finds your whining about your shitty desk job to be just as offensive. You have the fucking privilege to take your boss's shit to get a paycheck on a regular basis. I'm sure you'll be sad one day when you look back at the missed opportunity to say "YES SIR!" in a gleeful way at…

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Excellent diagnosis. I have this thing on my back, can you tell me what it is?

"he'll be sad for the choices he made."

They could always talk to someone else. Eli's free.

If he wants his nickname to be "Machine Gun Kelly" there are better ways of telling us.

Threatening me with your wife is just pathetic, dude. I am done with this exchange since you are obviously violent and impulsive even when sober.

Also not fucking: People who play laser tag.

It's almost as if being relieved of all his work responsibilities combined with already being financially set for life lifted some sort of weight off his chest!

Yeah, believe it or not, I'm actually familiar with the fact that "Coke" is a specific brand. In the American Deep South, however, it's very common for people to use the word "Coke" to refer to carbonated soft drinks, as in: