"I'd buy that for ten dollars!"

True. If you want to win a Super Bowl, you need an arrogant asshole QB. Like Russell Wilson, or Joe Flacco, or Eli Manning, or Aaron Rodgers, or Drew Brees...

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

The correct answer to any chicken sandwich related inquiry is always Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich.

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"Fine with us!" -Rest of league

"I got excited after the finish to see Marcel and wanted a photo and in hindsight looking back I understand the time and the place were completely wrong."

You know how there was that year or two where you went to three weddings every two months?

Yes, that was the joke, chief.

It's okay that I said those things about Michael Sam because I'm making a paper mache volcano.

I will give him credit for this, though:

I read that in Tywin Lannister's voice, for some reason.

You're just a hater. When the Browns are in 1th place let's see you run your mouth then!

Are we sure those are Browns fans, and not just the actual guys?

Welcome to Regressing, Deadspin's math-focused sub-blog! This NYTimes Magazine story from 2012 covers the initial "mad scramble" (it continues through the preseason; a very good read). This SI piece covers the Seahawks brochure in more detail as an "it's interesting that they're doing this" move. They might be more…

You used a really accusatory title and the actual article doesn't necessarily provide an argument strong enough to support it. Also, the interesting thing to many of us would probably be learning how the "mad scramble" works and how different teams handle it. THAT is the interesting part. It sounds like something that…

I'm not a professional word writer guy or anything, but "deceptive" implies that the claim isnt true. Your beef with it seems to be that what happened in the past won't necessarily happen in the future. I am not sure that qualifies as "deception."

You can tell he's drunk since he's making a pass.

I used to do this all the time as a child too. It's called "not having a dad"