Chicken corn chowder, my cauc!

I was always accused of "acting white" in HS and it sucks. For the life of me, I still don't understand how some think white = smart because there are some dumb ass white folk out there....no offense.

Wow. This is the most horribly written rant I have ever seen.

If, before every road game, local beat reporters could fill Lebron in on the local politics of the city and then record his reaction, that would be pretty wonderful.

I'm sure all 7 of the people watching the WSOP on mute at the bar were very confused when they read the closed captioning.

I just googled j_o 69 re dick harden videos and it's something totally different.

Have Carlos & Maria Jacqueline Peguero been accounted for yet?

Report: Richie Incognito Will Never Play Another Game As A Dolphin

Ah, Tibor, how many times have you saved my butt?

Sorry guys, but I don't feel too good about this. Gloat if you must, but I just can't condone seeing yet another dolphin getting canned:

This is bullshit. Everybody knows all hospitals have names.

Personally I thought it was ridiculous this wasn't reviewed; his collapse progress was clearly stopped at the 25.

A Schiano man would've collapsed in Seattle.

Deadspin must stop protecting the identity of this bully. You protect the name of the victim, not the perpetrator.

That tattoo reads "MADE IN A FACILITY THAT HANDLES NUTS, SOY, WHEAT, GLUTEN, EGG"

Some of us are into that. The choking, or the being choked.

Yeah, you lost me at "amazingly talented Bret Easton Ellis..."

Yeah, it somehow skipped right over my head that this was the trial of Max Wade. Post's been amended. Thanks.

I'm pretty sure its the "shooting heroin" part that constitutes the disorderly conduct.

Well ... two words.