[quietly closes browser window and goes about his day, never mentioning the tweet again]

I Can't Remember the Titans

"It's unfortunate, but they didn't live up to this team's values. If there's one thing the Texans won't stand for, it's—" [is sacked]

What, do we expect the guy to conduct background checks on everyone he meets in a parking lot?

Annyong.

Other commenters' distaste for hyperbole notwithstanding, it was pretty unbelievable for awhile. I'm a Broncos fan and think that Vickerson's hit on the center was dirty, but the rest of them got hurt either during the course of what looked like normal play or by freak accidents while making contact with no one…

Holy shit! I just had to apologize to the people around me for laughing so hard!

By FO's measure, Chris Johnson, Doug Martin, Ray Rice, CJ Spiller and MJD are all not only worse than the very mediocre Richardson, but significantly worse. Ray Rice is the 2nd worst running back in the league with at least 50 carries by DYAR. Basically, it all boils down to this: does anyone want to trade with me in…

At that moment, I knew that we were through the looking glass. Peyton, me, everyone couldn't believe what we were seeing. Some tried to stop him, but me, I could only stand and stare. No one was going to drag Irsay away from that horse. He had the mad look in his eye of a starving hyena after the last remnants of a…

Does he strike you as being, in any way, reflective?

A Schiano Man would leak which kids' parents are separated.

Man how tough is that? Boston teams NEVER catch a break.

I really don't think you need to be a Dodgers fan to bitch about Cardinals fans. Just being a fan of baseball will suffice.

Now if the Feds would only bring indictments against the Mariners' offense for all the wins they've stolen from Felix over the years.

Hopefully this doesn't hurt the Mariners' playoff chances.

Dear Deadspin weekend editor,

I really feel bad for Kershaw. He looked like a sad, hurt little kid as he walked off the field. Which is fitting, because he was abused by Cardinals.

Schiano men.

Tim Tebow should be our quarterback, and trust me, I get to see plenty of this guy when I'm right there on the sidelines holding a clipboard on Sundays. He's incredibly dedicated, and anything you hear otherwise is innacurrate, and lazy reporting. He can't make any more of an effort to get better, and he's really…