I am an avid smoker, I love celebrating 4/20, and I’ve been a discerning video game enthusiast for almost 30 years now. Please don’t generalize.

I think you mean Nkechi Amare Diallo.

I haven’t read a single word beyond the opening sentence. I’m sitting on the toilet and that just felt like VIDEODROME.

Ryan Phillippe is generally a good Twitter follow.

French Montana’s stuff with Harry Fraud is pretty consistently amazing.

My vote is for Marshawn to become a new addition to The View.

Holy shit. I completely forgot about Sega Channel. It blew my fucking mind out of my skull when I first saw it at a friend’s house. Much like the Dreamcast, too far ahead of its time.

Where I come from you’d get smacked talking like that about the director of RoboCop.

Sorry man, but you got kids. You can’t be doing this kind of shit.

Spontaneous clapping in a movie after a kick-ass action sequence, fine. Applause at the end of the movie to indicate your satisfaction, I hate you. Because as the emailer alluded to, it’s not a play. The actors and crew can’t hear you.

Does anyone else also remember fighting that scorpion tank at the Mako reactor over and over again, because he was the final boss in the FF7 demo (I believe it came with Tobal No. 1) and the full game wasn’t out for another few months? Oh man that was painful.

And as everyone knows, American people who affect British slang are generally really cool!

Yes.

Oh! I remembered another good one. I know this thread is old as shit.

THIS time a filmmaker teaming up with game developers will make a classic!

I can’t read!

Persian (or more contemporarily, Farsi). There’s no “Iranian” language.

All I kept thinking was that there’s no way Bowser’s claw would register on that phone’s touch screen. Otherwise, I like it!