Danny Trejo was a twelve-time welterweight boxing champion in SAN QUENTIN.

What is a “key to the city?” Is it a metaphor or an actual key?

Lol

This is all the more heartbreaking because, damn, look at his posts. He’s basically begging somebody, anybody, to come and stop him, tell him they love him, whatever. His heart clearly wasn’t into it. He just hit a wall. I know what that’s about.

And don’t forget nearly a direct copy of Zelda combat. BG&E is a phenomenal game. Thanks for reminding me of it.

“But if you go, you can’t come back. Will you still go, just to do what I did? Share a video, share the system map, share some screenshots? Will you do it to go down in history? Or does putting your name on it mean so much?”

Checks out

He also played Rocky and had a really underrated performance in Cop Land

Word. I’m just getting that Cardboard. Really bummed about the PSVR consensus though. Definitely was eyeing this as great entry-level VR, but yea, I’m not tryna fuck with those jitters. Just the description of them made me nauseous.

Let’s say I’ve never tried any virtual reality in my entire life (and I went to see The Lawnmower Man in the theater!) and I’m already completely blown away by YouTube 360 videos. This will probably be a satisfactory purchase, yes?

The whole family has sex with each other, right?

Top Ten Toys! Fuck this guy.

Also, don’t be so ashamed. Paying for sex is a thing that some guys actually like to do. Just always be respectful and not a fucking weirdo.

That header picture slides right into this story like an old man settling into a warm bath.

Cotillard has Jolie by a country mile. You’re insane.

Edit: I thought this was from earlier and you were a psychic wizard.

Man, this article has been knocking around in my head, bugging me for an entire day. Lemme take umbrage with a few more things.

Hell yea. Despite Amazon and the hordes of tech bros and the traffic and the housing crisis and the heroin epidemic and Macklemore, I love my city.

A thousand points for even mentioning koobideh, but I think then it needs to be explicitly stated that this is NOT the route to actually making the koobideh.

I feel like in a year No Man’s Sky will be a completely different experience and we’re all going to look back on these posts with much wistfulness.