ONION goggles? What the fuck? My Iranian grandmother’s been wearing regular old swimming goggles to chop onions since the Revolution. Make sure to pick up some asparagus water while you're getting your onion goggles, ya rube!

Ang Lee’s Hulk is also the only cinematic Hulk where the catharsis and release of the Hulk-out at the end is downright palpable. That’s always been a huge component of the Hulk to me, and Ang Lee is the only one who’s captured that perfectly. It’s not a perfect movie but it’s a damn good one.

Also, did they purposefully try to make Daniel Tiger’s dad sound like Alec Baldwin?

I just remembered that SEGA’s....I dunno, catchphrase or whatever, that they used in all their commercials, was somebody just screaming “SEGA” at you.

Nine times out of ten! Hard data, folks.

I remember reading this exact quote when the first images of the N64 controller leaked.

Isn’t “finding something to enjoy” and “looking for value” kind of the same thing? You’re contradicting yourself here.

“...there are some things not worth digging for intellectual value in.”

I saw an orange UFO (or an AMBER PROBE) while I was in Northern California on a Greyhound from Seattle to San Francisco about two or three hours before the planes hit the towers on 9/11.

White Men Can’t Jump, Even If Their Dad Is Black, Kinda Weird

No, I know, it was supposed to be sardonically irreverent

Martin Scorsese is a shitbag director who diddles his step kids? I didn’t think Shutter Island was very good either, but Jesus.

+1 can of beans n’ weiners

Damn, Robert is pretty cute.

Also, in the Hawks/Cards clip, Beastquake Vol. 2, peep game on Ricardo Lockette’s blocks. God damn.

Seahawks’ Facebook page posted this clip I hadn’t seen before, Marshawn mistaking a journalist for journeyman back-up QB Charlie “Clipboard Jesus” Whitehurst. This is darling. CHOLLY!

+12

This is actually a good distinction.

It depends on the backstory. If it’s illegal, sure, it’s graffiti (although I’d still classify it as “street art” [ugh] or something because it’s not prominently displaying someone’s name, and instead more of a character piece, but whatever, I don’t expect everyone to make this kind of distinction). If it’s…

I just don’t like the argument that simply because the stakes are huge for HIM, we should all be accepting of his actions when the cards don’t fall his way, regardless of what those actions are. I also say this as someone who is embroiled in a custody battle over my two year-old daughter with a drug-abusing drunk…