“I sleep in a race car. Do you sleep in a race car?”

Damn, I NEVER really put it together that those big stalls were for handicapped people. I mean, I figured they used them, but I also thought they were for fathers with kids, or yea, people with luggage or something. I never considered I might have been cutting off actual handicapped people to relax in there. I’ve…

The resolution with regards to driving in WA under the influence of marijuana is a DUI. Their methods to determine that you’re high are a little broader though. I think they do a typical “light in the eyes/reaction time” kind of thing, but I know they’re working on breathalyzers that can detect marijuana. How, I have…

Dude’s got a ring, too.

Normal body? No, I’m sorry, that is a BANGIN body.

I like the subtle, implied surprise on your part that more people aren’t aware he’s quoting the classic film “Shooter” starring Mark Wahlberg as Johnny Gunshooter or whatever.

NNNNNGGHHHHHHHH

“I scoped one out myself”

I hadn’t read a book in probably a year or so, then about a month ago I read Moby Dick, In the Heart of the Sea (the shocking TRUE STORY of Moby Dick) and then after that I read the first book in the Master and Commander series. And I also read a nonfiction book about Captain Cook. I went on a bit of a nautical kick.

Whoa, hey *straightens tie* I mean, I can do it pretty well now, just not when I was 13 or whatever, AND it was my first time messing around down there in any way. That first moment is terrifying.

HAHAHAHAHA

This wouldn’t have happened if he and RZA hadn’t stopped their sunrise yoga sessions on his farm.

And it’s not even like I didn’t do it WELL. I would have given anything for that to be the case. No, I just did it wrong. That poor girl.

Yea. That one. I fingered a girl for the first time to that song. I’m 100% sure I didn’t do it right.

That Seal song from Batman Forever.

God dammit, Seahawks fans.

I bet nine out of the ten statues end up shackled in a basement, lipstick shakily smeared around their mouths.

He really brougt it.

Huh. I guess being a Hawks fan I’m well acquainted with Wilson, and to me, he IS known for the impeccable deep ball. He’s won quite a few games with it.

Okay, you just said Wilson is not known for his arm strength. I’m saying, he’s can fucking bomb it. He’s so far out of Bridgewater’s class on the deep ball it’s not even close.