Is an “ace” when you singlehandedly wipe out the other team? I did that once in SOCOM. Probably the single greatest achievement in my video gaming tenure. I felt like Rambo.

Haha. The common refrain here is that wives do not like GTA. My wife loves participating when I play games, we make choices in RPGs together, she likes the occasional turn in Mario Galaxy or something but mainly she's content to watch me play, but GTA, man. It does not jibe with her. Also, it probably has something to…

I never said it wasn’t okay. I never said it was okay. I just said he had them. Good god, man. Just...let’s end this here.

Oookay. What exactly is your point, here?

Huh. I was under the impression Link was a small boy. Especially in Ocarina.

Link’s got man hands.

From someone who’s torn their ACL twice, he should’ve known not to ever leap, run, walk briskly, or really do anything other than gingerly tiptoe for the rest of his life.

Funny, Helen Mirren is also what I want every 70 year-old woman to be.

“Problem is, according to the Los Angeles Times, police still don’t know exactly who was driving it — and that’s a problem when it comes to actually charging and prosecuting someone.”

“Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom!”

“Sorry for laughing so loudly, but I just watched a video of a bird dying”

The timing is so impeccable. It’s like a live-action Simpsons bit.

“AW!”

Haha, he even did the little speed-walk scurry away immediately after so he couldn’t be hit back. Looked like Ichiro leading off out of the box before he's even done with his swing. What a fucking chump.

If black people can call barbecues a “cook-out” then we all should be able to.

Can HE run for president?

I occasionally have thoughts back to elementary school, when I was picked to read out loud, and I would purposefully read POORLY, because all my friends did and I didn’t want to be singled out as a nerd or something. And I was an INCREDIBLE reader. That embarrasses me just to type all that.

He never said “striking similarities.” THAT might support your argument. But he didn’t say that.

Rocky Balboa is fantastic, and I'd put it up there right next to Rocky. Pumped for Creed, too.