I occasionally have thoughts back to elementary school, when I was picked to read out loud, and I would purposefully read POORLY, because all my friends did and I didn’t want to be singled out as a nerd or something. And I was an INCREDIBLE reader. That embarrasses me just to type all that.

He never said “striking similarities.” THAT might support your argument. But he didn’t say that.

Rocky Balboa is fantastic, and I'd put it up there right next to Rocky. Pumped for Creed, too.

The fact that he deserves a mention amongst directors (in their PRIME) like Coppola, Scorsese and Spielberg never fails to amaze me. That was the 70s American Rennaisance.

Oh shit yea. And that was the SAME director. I’m glad he realized that if he was going to make his completely insane Looney Tunes homage movie, doing it after a blockbuster like Gremlins was the time. And he’s never had that much money thrown at him since.

Ehhhh...I think the TONE of T2 perfectly matches the tone of Terminator, it just flips the characters and gets a little preachier. The ones with the biggest tonal shifts are the ones that switch to new directors. I think Alien/Aliens is more accurate. Also RoboCop 2 is like a straight-up comedy. A really good one,…

Haha. In a precinct holding cell no less. I've been in a drunk tank before and I was never sprayed with a fire hose and shorn. Dammit.

First Blood and Copland are his two best performances.

I still love Rambo 2, but for entirely different reasons. It’s also a James Cameron-scribed movie. It got changed a bit, but he originally wrote it. I think that’s one of the reasons why I like it. Good pacing.

And boy, does David Caruso get shit on. He wanted to help Rambo!

I hadn’t seen it in a good while a couple years back, and I was so used to the homages and parodies (UHF) that I was misconstruing Rambo TWO with First Blood....and I totally forgot that the entire plot of First Blood is kicked off because he just wants to get some lunch. DENNEHY DOESN’T PLAY THAT SHIT, LONG HAIR.

That’s perfectly fine, hate the Seahawks with all your heart. Let’s just not kid ourselves. I won’t stand for Beast-bashing.

In rod we trust.

I don’t care about that, I now want to know if he's ADROIT.

I wouldn't touch these Deadspin clowns with a ten-foot clown pole.

From the mightiest pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn’t enjoy a good sit?

A couple tweets down somebody actually, seriously uses the phrase “sissy-shaming.” We can’t shame SISSIES anymore??

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Haha. “We should’ve......all gone out and purchased a new Microsoft Surface tablet! Windows is redefining how we think of tablets, and what’s most exciting-”

“Saying it out loud to people who write things down for a living” was my main problem. I always wish Russell would have finished his sentence on the sideline immediately after the pick, too. “We should’ve...” Godammit man, BARK once in a while.