Too many to name.

Not to mention that when you don’t have a phone or a book or a magazine or ANYTHING on the toilet, you then invariably think about the poop itself, and the whole process gets fucked up. I can’t poop if I’m thinking about making the poop come out.

Can you imagine playing against him late in a ballgame? It would be so gross. All coarse and sweaty and stinky rubbing against you and scratching you and shit. Bluh.

Was it? I didn’t even make it to a minute and a half before having to stop it before there was a real threat of me smashing my phone on the ground.

I didn't know it was possible to want to punch a movie trailer. What an age.

Nah, I mostly hate him because of his disgusting beard and his stupid, awful, circus-clown-from-the-Crab-Nebula fashion sense. That and the flopping.

I dunno, I’m kinda with you here. Lemme see dude throw that down first try, I’ll be satiated. But yea, it reminds me of the crazy trick basketball shots, like mothafucka, where you there for like three days before you nailed it? I never know what went into it, so I automatically distrust it.

You know “professional writers” don’t ALWAYS write genius things, right? That they might bumble, or drop the ball, or write a clunky scene that does nothing to further the narrative? They might do better next time, or they might not. But to suggest that they’re infallible, or that someone who might NOT be a…

Yes. Basmati. Nothing else. That’s the first step.

I saw Tideland at the IFC Theater in New York, about a week before it actually opened....and right before the movie played, there was a weird, really stark black-and-white intro that played which was just Terry Gilliam against a white backdrop, and he basically went on to say something to the effect of, “The majority…

I know! That’s exactly what I was saying. His movies aren’t profitable by TODAY’S standards. I was saying that, in terms of feeling sorry for a director, I feel terrible for someone like Gilliam. He’s still so talented and has made such legendary films that I feel it’s a crime that he’s not able to pursue any project…

No, I don’t. Terry Gilliam has AWFUL luck in getting movies made and/or actually making the movies. Del Toro has giant projects that fall through because of various reasons, but never the same reasons as Gilliam....The Hobbit “fell through” because it took too long to figure out the rights (and del Toro was antsy and…

“I hope you don’t mind, I believe they should be served with the head.”

And even then they split the costs with several other companies so that if it bombed it wouldn’t sink FOX. Of course, I think all studio heads have learned not to bet against James Cameron anymore.

Come on. Terry Gilliam, I feel sorry for. Guillermo del Toro just frequently bites off more than he can chew. Not ALL the time, but a good fuckin amount of the time.

I’m still waiting on a 2D platformer to really use the power of the new-gen consoles and basically hand-animate EVERYTHING. Weather, grass blades, puddles, background wildlife....make it feel like a real-deal animated movie. I know some are coming close (that recent one, the point and click-ish one, I forget the name)…

You know, it probably wouldn't have been too difficult to make that graphic BEFORE the game, either.

It is imaginary. It’s a place that exists in our heads, on a fulcrum of time, emotion, and digital space. You add 10 years and those old lands become spiritual. You might never be able to truly return to them, but you can try.

Seeing him still clowning on everyone the other night makes me think he’ll actually be around for future generations to love and enjoy.

You’re only a Cat Lady if you own more than ONE cat. Same for guys too! You’re a “Cat Guy” if you have more than one cat, which is MUCH worse than being a Cat Lady. Obviously it doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a crazed loner, but life is boring as hell if you don’t exaggerate once in a while.