It is imaginary. It’s a place that exists in our heads, on a fulcrum of time, emotion, and digital space. You add 10 years and those old lands become spiritual. You might never be able to truly return to them, but you can try.

Seeing him still clowning on everyone the other night makes me think he’ll actually be around for future generations to love and enjoy.

You’re only a Cat Lady if you own more than ONE cat. Same for guys too! You’re a “Cat Guy” if you have more than one cat, which is MUCH worse than being a Cat Lady. Obviously it doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a crazed loner, but life is boring as hell if you don’t exaggerate once in a while.

Proposed new logo:

On a related note, here’s a short film I made, based (loosely) on a true story.

Gaspar Noe is a goddamned genius. And I love him even more for admitting that he cried in Avatar when they knock down the Hometree.

Every single fucking time I see an Adam Jones highlight I wince. Fucking Bavasi, man.

Yea...the detractors do finger it as a Mario 64 clone, but (and you guys stated this exact sentiment) we all BOUGHT the damn game because that’s exactly what we wanted at the time. It wasn’t until we actually sat down and really dove into the game that we realized how good, and how unique, it actually was.

“I can’t wait, I bet it feels like a bag of sand!” -the entire demographic who is willing to buy this figure

Oh shit you’re right. It was the original. The SNES MK2 had gore. Dammit. Well, Genesis had Street Fighter 2: Champion Edition. SNES only had Street Fighter 2 Turbo! Ha! The war wages on.

Okay, but is there a rule that says you HAVE to?

Great. I’m talking about the fact that she didn’t have the common decency to wait until he was done.

Damn, Alesha just hit the “X” DURING his dance? That’s fucked up. Fuck Alesha. Do your thing Dylan.

I don’t like Frank Clark, but Seahawks didn’t break any rules drafting him. Patriots broke rules.

It is, but it’s also terrible.

Huh? No, I KNOW why Jackie Chan is so great. I’ve watched all his movies. Did you read what I wrote? Yea.

Sorry, is that what Derrick Rose did?

Don’t forget the Sega Game Gear that the handicapped kid was playing that had NO CARTRIDGE IN IT. And unfortunately, the “Magic Sega Game Gear” plot line had already been used in Surf Ninjas a few years earlier.

FUCK. I remember when Rumble in the Bronx came out. Blew my fucking brains all over the theater. I distinctly remember proclaiming it the greatest movie ever made at the time (note: I also said the same about Ray Liotta’s No Escape around the same time. Kids don’t know shit about movies, or anything at all really).…