I look at that name and all is see is the fictional Lovecraft city, “R’lyeh.” Good job naming your kid, assholes.

Oh my god THANK YOU for this. I have a 1 and a half year old, and luckily, we have a garage/car port now, so when we get home from running errands, and the little one is asleep, I can let her FINISH HER NAP (basically all you care about when you have a little kid) without anyone poking their head in to chastise me.…

“Expound.” Good lord he’s the worst.

In hindsight that really was the greatest legacy that Nixon left behind, wasn’t it? The affixing of “gate” after other words. What a bummer.

Schwarzenegger can act, when in the right hands, and he can actually act WELL. It has to be the right director though. I’m happy to hear that this Hobson guy pulled it off. Add him to the very exclusive list next to James Cameron, Paul Verhoeven, and Ivan Reitman, and I’m pretty sure that’s it.

No no! I didn’t mean it like that. It didn’t have the inflection I think you thought it did. I just really wanted to reinforce A. that I genuinely like watching maestros conduct, and B. just how mind-numbingly boring that fight was. But yes, I didnt think you thought I was being sarcastic, I just wanted to emphasize.

It is, but honestly, I wasn't being sarcastic.

Hey! Maestros are way more fun to watch than that fight.

If you’ve ever been to Cal Anderson Park, none of this is surprising at all.

“That’s great news!”

Wait, Lizzie Finnegan is not affiliated with GG? As of when, this morning? She's not a part of GG, but she went to a GG meet-up last night? Fuck outta here.

One of Iran’s favorite athletes of all time.

Sure

On a misjudged throw from home plate to third? What a world.

Literacy might not be the exact same thing as intelligence but it’s definitely representative.

Not really because that’s a lot of work, but I’ll just sum it up for you: he’s an unrepentant woman-beater, I guess potentially (and let’s face it, in all likeliness) a child-beater, and he can’t read. Fuck Floyd Mayweather.

Seriously? Have you seen any of the articles about him on here in the past month or so?

Christopher Nolan blows, dude.

Ridge Racer.

A “7” is not an “S.” It’s not even close!