Another big one, I think, is to be aware when a real speeder passes you. Stick with the speeders. Not too closely behind, but say dude is doing 80 in a 60 zone, you could safely do 70 without worrying if it's too much over the speed limit, as long as you keep him in your sights. He's like your recon guy.

Well, the game being played, whether it's basketball or football or whatever, is a game that's been being played for a long, long time already. Madden, for instance, settled on its core mechanics of the game of football a long time ago (whereas other companies settled on theirs too, for a time, RIP NFL 2k series) so…

HOLY fucking SHIT this game looks like it was tailor made for me. I love everything about this.

When you watch it with a group of friends, and they travel to Nice, France, and the text on the screen says, naturally, "Nice,' you will never not have a friend say "NIIIIIICE!" like a moron. Or maybe my friends are just morons. Anyway, great movie, RIP John Frankenheimer.

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I made my Twitter account in 2009 I think, and I didn't start really using it until late last year. There's definitely a learning curve to it. You have to customize it to fit YOUR sensibilities.

Their highlight music sounds like a Street Fighter loading screen.

Shit, I remember him stuffing Lynch a couple times in that last Thanksgiving game. He was a stout little bulldog. As a good player on an opposing team in my team's division, I'm glad he's doing what he believes is right and walking away from the game, forever.

Good stuff. I read the headline and was thinking, yea, sure, THIS guy knows depression, and it turned out, all the stuff you said was pretty much on point. Real depression is no joke. I hate motherfuckers that use that term all the time for the most trivial bullshit, only because they're in a bad mood and/or sad. Real…

To me it reads like he already DID and he feels terrible about it.

They've gotten better. Five was great fun, as was six. I also love Kurosawa and Fellini and other "high art" filmmakers, the Fast and Furious series has embraced its inherent silliness and has just gotten better as they've gone on. You can enjoy all types of movies, you know.

Is that one of the pilots? On the stretcher? Checking his phone? That's gangster.

I don't think it's very responsible to recommend that anyone reading this article (or, more chillingly, who came across this article via Internet search) "take a good long look inside themselves."

In its prime it was the smartest show in television and one of the smartest shows ever made. Have you watched the good seasons? Or have you just picked it up within the last....ten? Fifteen years? Seasons 2 through 8. That's all you really need.

The"also cursed" reference doesn't really work here, yea? Homer didn't go to the Kwik-E-Mart for the Cursed Krusty Doll (and the Cursed Frogurt). It was the House of Evil (Your One Stop Evil Shop).

You're a real stick in the mud.

You can't talk about the Friday the 13th reboot without mentioning the best line of the movie, and one of the best lines in any movie ever, a line I'm still quoting today:

"Run! Their guns are defending themselves somehow!"

I've tried it too! The pitless deteriorated way quicker. It was guac, but it still held longer. Shit, maybe the pitless one wasn't wrapped as tightly or something, I don't know. It could all be bunk. But I swear it works.

How does this have 23 stars?