Not greatest as in "Best performance." CLEARLY. Greatest like that Falcons playoff game. Like Russ said, the ups and downs. Save your "Uhhhhhhh no"s. That was miraculous. 4 picks off 4 throws to Kearse, then he catches the game winner? In overtime? Kearse, the U Dub hometown hero? That's incredible. Your heart is a…

HA. Fuck those motherfuckers. You fake ass Poseur Petes. Keep the faith.

Oof.

Mr. Tomsula picked the wrong man to hire because he was fake handicapped!

THANK YOU. I had to know. It was itching at my brain.

"Excuse me, I'm looking for some sailors."

That...sounds perfectly plausible, actually.

They found three live bullets? And one casing? So they only shot once? And left three unused bullets behind? That's clearly some kind of message, if I'm reading that correctly.

I like it!

That sounds awful.

Sure thing. And another note I just saw, which makes it even sillier, is that he would only get that money if he played more than three games, but LESS than seven (he played five for the Seahawks this year).

Nope, because A. he played more than three games this season with the Seahawks, and B. he was traded to a team in the AFC. Apparently if he would have been traded within the NFC he wouldn't get shit.

Haha holy shit. And that guy beat a woman on a bed of assault rifles or something. What a world!

You know what's even MORE disgraceful? Percy Harvin is sitting at home cheering on the Seahawks because if they win another championship he gets SEVENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS. For doing absolutely nothing. Actually, nevermind, that's not disgraceful, that's the American Dream.

Everyone knows serious drug addictions can be beat in a single day, if you're badass enough.

Season 8, and even that season was starting to feel off (A Date With Density comes to mind). The last great episode was The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson. Seasons 4 and 5 are a part of the Golden Age, man.

Yea I figured for THIS situation it was because Peyton's retirement was imminent. If not though, that makes more sense. It was Glazer's comment from a few days ago, though, that got me thinking about this, where he basically said "Fox might be out if they don't beat the Colts." That didn't sound like something they…

Well, at least he retained his dignit- oh.

Hm.

"They just decided to try to break my spirit, and like the 12th Man, our spirit just doesn't break. What's that? My car window? Yes, they did break that. They broke it easily, in fact. Broke it into a thousand pieces." - Josh Wood