SMHHHHHHH. I didn't call you a wank, I said "wank." As in, I'm giving you a dismissive wank motion. I'm happy that you used to dunk kids heads in toilets though, you're definitely a much more stable individual than I am.

He wrote "Redskins" once and "Washington" once. The fuck are you talking about.

Yes, basically. She is my Woman like my Remote Control is my Remote Control. Sometimes I let her drive the car!

She pulled back her hand from him right before I punched him. We're like Bonnie and Clyde, she and I. And I took it upon myself to....correct him (/Delbert Grady) because I had been drinking. Do you know how alcohol works? Have you never experienced a primal, territorial pang for a woman you love? How about you tell…

No doubt (although, I gotta take umbrage with your ICO assessment....you only had one button press, for one type of swing...that was it. It was more a desperation move, when the princess was being taken or there were too many shadow monsters or whatever...in Mirror's Edge there's a whole bunch of different fighting…

I was fairly certain I HAD to fight the cops in that area? At least that's what it says in this very article.

That was at MSG for a Knicks/Nets game.

If anybody is struggling to come up with any last-minute Christmas gift ideas for total strangers on the internet, I could really use this game, an Oculus Rift, a new leather La-Z-Boy, a Costco pack of adult diapers, and an IV drip of total parenteral nutritious fluids.

He was a friend of friends....his gambling/fan name was "Jeffrey Gamblero." He probably did go by Jeff, but his whole nickname was Jeffrey Gamblero.

Nah just shitty.

DAMN. The scene where you have to beat up the cops fucking BLOWS. I'm about ready to throw the fucking controller. Don't add fighting to your game if your game isn't a fighting game. Christ.

Stay classy playing meaningful football in December Seattle.

I only buy jerseys for the players that I love so much I don't care if they retire, change teams, whatever. I have a Lynch jersey and a Bam Bam jersey. I'll forever cherish their days as Seahawks. My two favorite players.

Yep, I was trying to remember which game did that. Thanks!

Lemme clarify....not only does it help me judge where I'm leaping from, but it also lets me then look down toward the area I'm leaping, which gives it a more realistic, exciting feel. If you were to jump off a twenty foot precipice would you stay looking forward? Hell no, you're going to be looking exactly where…

Haha. Right after posting that I decided to play some more, didn't even realize it but I was right at the "Jacknife" level, and I ended up getting really mad at the game. I notice I point the view DOWN a lot, to see where my feet are. Do other people play like this? Like when I have to make a long jump, I need to look…

I know it's not Pre-Easy Rider but the quote from Bruce Dern reminded me of King of Marvin Gardens. I love that movie.

RIP KORN.

I just got this when EA offered it for free last weekend....I'm still pretty bad at it, but I have hit a few of those "flow" moments, and I'm slowly understanding the love for this game.

That botched call didn't knock out the Niners. Richard Sherman's tip did.