Irony, thy name is J. Green

"Carbohydrillium"? Really? This whole thing sounds mildly absurd, like it's the plot from a Saturday morning action adventure cartoon. Seriously, cue one of the Joes asking a rescued scientist "So what does Cobra want with the Carbo-whatsit anyway?"

I liked 'E'. Just seems to scream support for me.

Going with E!

Damn Loch Ness Monsta, I ain't got no tree fiddy!

Uh, today? Fez and Cave Story+? If you use an analog stick for 2D games, you're doing it wrong.

its the age of feminism, you cant release anything offending or even cartoonish offending ever again! fun is over. go home. we live in times where even lara croft isnt allowed to be a campy unrealistic nerd sex fantasy anymore.

Tree fiddy.

It would be like telling Zelda fans that the only Zelda game to exist in over 10 years is Link's Crossbow Training, or the only Halo fans would get for years, if ever, would be Halo Wars. Nothing is inherently WRONG with those games... but that's not what anyone asked for...

I often imagine the original BO remade as a third-person open-world game, kinda like Skyrim but with the LoK gameplay. Avernus Cathedral would be SPECTACULAR in HD!!!!!

How about a remake of Blood Omen?

Give the game to us PC gamers, and we will mod it, and fix these 5 things, and a lot more. lol

I like the way something like Saint's Row does the navigation. Sure, giant on screen arrows are lousy for immersion but they keep your eyes on the screen rather than on the tiny map.

I like how the GPS quits working when I'm in a tunnel. It's the little things...

Saints Row really did it right by having your navigation appear as arrows in the world, so that I could drive somewhere and still pay attention to the world instead of my mini-map.

I would have to suppress the urge to punch him in the nose if I saw some hipster doing that in public

I need a thousand NOPE.gif's, STAT.

No, no, no, gross, gross...

So thrilling, if you blink you miss it!!!