My favorite: After you finally agree on price (probably written diagonal-coolguy style and with a Sharpie) you spend the next two hours of your life moving from the salesman's office to the manager's office to the finance guy's office to the service office. Each stop you get to repeatedly tell them no to the…

I do taxes for a living and haven't gotten laid in...let's just say a long time. Does this mean I'll get a bitchin' deal on my next car!?!?!

Can you imagine how much worse it would be without franchised dealerships to protect us from the worst of it?

The same that happens when it happens to someone today. Only you have a rational computer at the controls instead of a panicking 16 year old.

Number 1 should be:

Yeah, if GM was truly evil they'd be much more successful. They're just dolts.

"Fuck Skiing"

Eat ice cream, take a shit, take a nap, race, get drunk.

the liberal media is blowing this out of proportion - this man was a responsible gun owner and all those people died from Benghazi.

Adding lightness.

Weak.

"Why this lady was not fit to drive, but had access to firearms is something that should be looked into."

It's not like the only two available outcomes were

Thank God this officer had the foresight to prevent a car from driving into a fucking restaurant. And as far as I can tell, one life was actually lost in this incident.

The youtube comment phrases it nicely.

"Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody wanna see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Do you get the picture? Are you laughing now? You got…

I was totally distracted by her glorious afro.

Elon Musk doesn't realize that it takes baldfaced corruption to do business in New Jersey?

Luckily, no one in NJ will have to drive too far to get a Tesla in Pennsylvania, Delaware, Connecticut, or New York. The NJ political/business climate can therefore go fuck itself.

good for him, does he want a cookie?

The site you posted just showed it is 50% the truck driver's fault in rear end collisions but I'm sure it is the cars fault anyway.