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I never get picked for anything good like this.

Boy, everything 80's is cool again. First the Radio Shack ad during the Super Bowl, and the 80's-themed Delta safety video, now NYC has a real Electric Avenue we can rock down to!

1st gear: Come on, vehicle-to-vehicle communications have been going on for years now..

Well, I think the only thing that can change their reputation/image is flooding the airwaves with commercials about hipsters awkwardly dancing with their tablets and phones around Chevy products while strange and bad music plays.

in Russia we call that Monday

You should definitely not start a cock fighting ring.

I would buy an Edsel if she came with it!

Why don't you guys just shoot the snow?

"Now grandchildren, you don't know how lucky you are. When I was your age, I had to walk six miles through the ice and snow just to get home from school. Heck, your uncle Marvin was born on the carriage way during the Peach Blizzard of '14."

Now Janie's got it.

Don't mess with Texas.... but if you do, bring ice. That shit fucks them up quick.

I vote "Nice Price" for this one.

IS THIS THE 5 O'CLOCK FREE TRUCK GIVEAWAY?!

What do I win?

Bonus:

In Rochester we call that a free turbo.

They already lost their car, why should they have to go to Detroit as well? These people have suffered enough.