FWIW, the term "Hen parties" isn't limited to England. We used to have Girly Parties when I lived in NC, where we'd kick the dudes out, rent a chick flick, get silly on fruity cocktails with umbrellas and eat things like foofy finger sandwiches & raw cookie dough and just generally have a good silly girls night in. …

Showing my age here, but Kathleen Turner kicked ass as V.I. Warshawski. Too bad the movie sucked so much.

I know, and I can't afford to get every f-ing thing I buy altered to fit. I might as well just pay a seamstress to make everything for me. grrrrr!!

Try Clinique's Almost Lipstick in Black Honey - love love love it!

I don't know that she's saying "women deny sex to guys who they totally owe it to", I think she's saying that on a night when they otherwise would have been in the mood, they withhold it to punish their partner for doing (or not doing) something that displeased them, because they know it will disappoint their partner.…

Exactly. Her paycheck cleared at the bank, didn't it? Case closed. Do you see other actors at the podium thanking their stunt doubles or body doubles? It happens so rarely that I don't recall it ever happening.

Thank you - I was racking my brain, trying to remember when Will Ferrell had been on 30 Rock!!

damn skippy!

My suggestion would be a lot of adventurous oral, and let him start to associate his anus with pleasure. So many people think of it as a 'business only' part of the body. If he doesn't respond to tongue action, then maybe it's just not for him, ever. HTH

Jesus, people, this is why you get a T-shirt made! Not permanent body ink for a story that will be in the news for 5 minutes. A nice, disposable tshirt.

Since there is a VH1 Classics channel, I'm kinda surprised they don't have an MTV Classic channel. But instead of only playing the old videos, play it all; the dorky introductions, the awkward interviews with unpolished soon-to-be stars, MTV raps, all of it!

That is exactly what I say! My sister is obsessive about housecleaning and sanitizing, and she also gets sick all the time. Whereas I keep my immune system in tip-top shape by challenging it constantly.

Thank you. I kept thinking of how Julie Andrews would have stopped that shit, dead, if she were there.

My brother wrestled through high school and college, and I went to every match & tournament for 8 years. The moves aren't sexual, so maybe that was the boy you were with. However, many of the holds used to try to get your opponent's shoulders on the mat go across the chest, between the legs, etc.. I can understand…

Now, see, when I saw the headline, my mind went straight here [www.zazzle.com]

@redparchment: I'm thinking the clerk is playing along with her, "Here, sweetie, let's try these colors... now you look at them and pick the color you like the best..." "This one!" "Excellent choice. Will that be on your credit card?"

@sarahsmile: I'd call it a personal foul, 15 yards, first down!

@Literatilisa: mine is the friendliest dog in the world, but he is terrified of puppies and will hide behind me when faced with one!

@NoctisEqui: hearted for that! If they followed your response with some lame PMS crack, I hope you went after them with a stapler.

@Elaken: Nope, it sounds about right. You've got at least 2 cameras with operators & assistants, grips to move them around, electricians, lighting crew that have to set up & move the lights for each scene, stand-ins for the cast, set designers, construction, set painters, props department, script supervisors to…