@sjez: ...and the bottom from an industrial air filter

@StackedLibrarian: maybe she missed her limo and had to run all the way?

@AtomiClash humanitarian mizanthrope: I know... if he keeps this up, I may have to deduct some douchiness points from his tally

@ElviraGooch: I don't think even Chuck Norris could say No to those faces!

@BettyCrockerPunkRocker: It must also include the quality of the roads. Those icy winters tear up some blacktop, y'all!

@Mademoiselle_Elle: Akron, Ohio, home of Devo? Nuff said!

@eclare09: Thank you. I buy it as a flavored drink because I'm "bored with water today but not quite looking for a soda". I have no illusions about the contents.

@lolita7b3: it's her fairy blood that lets him be out in the sun, 'member?

@love you dead: I was thinking "Mannequin", me :)

@midwesternmom: Yeah, if they had a seafood-per-capita map, Louisiana & Mississippi would require their own dark color :)

@Chrysocolla: Do you think your aunt lies about jury duty to get out of coming home for Christmas?

@BrazenHussy: Maybe he is the more permissive parent & she's more the disciplinarian. At their age when Tom & Nicole split, I would totally have wanted to stay with the "fun" parent!

@heymisslayla: I'm 46 and have never tried it either. Just was never interested, and neither were most of my friends. I don't feel like I missed out on anything. I was already stupid enough on my own.

@graciousplum: Every time I try to get my dog in the house, it's just like Billy from Family Circus - he takes the most circuitous route possible. Then Mr Zoot or I will make a comment about Billy from Family Circus, and it makes us laugh. Which is more than that lame comic strip ever did.

@bugthecat: My favorite part of the Grinch is the few seconds when Max first gets 0verrun by the sled and hops on the back for a ride, wagging his tail. That, and the "You're a Mean One, Mr Grinch" song.

@FearlessReader: He's probably a member of the academy, so he probably watched the episode they submitted for consideration.

gaaah! I've got this episode of Graham Norton saved on my DVR and can't believe I haven't watched it yet!

@Cherita: maybe she's dressed super-preppy, with a conservative bob?

@Al Swearengen: I was thinking Faye Dunaway, but yeah...

OMG, she really DOES look like somebody just failed to use a coaster!!