1st, this is some Gestapo shit.
2nd, Hassan will find out quickly the Blue Brotherhood doesn’t include him.

Richard Nixon was a bastard, but he was also a smart guy. He understood that by resigning before congress would impeach him, he could set himself up for a pardon (which is exactly how events transpired).

This is the reality of the situation. Lots and lots of white people will vote to make sure the people they view as unworthy of basic human rights, of citizenship, of even being deemed equal on any level, are punished for their existence and their desire to even the playing field. And they’ll do this even if it hurts…

Mattel didn’t understand that the historical stories were a large part of the attraction of the dolls.   

Just like when “Linus and Lucy” knocked out “All I Want for Christmas Is You” in the third round bracket of my family’s Christmas music tournament last weekend, this tourney has gone completely off the rails! It’s a farce, I say! A farce!

damn - that is pro-level cat action

If a child saying something shitty to you is enough for you to fly off the handle like this and almost murder said child (and yes, even if this child has had a “history” of talking back), then you’re worse than whatever “bad behavior” this child was exhibiting. You’re a violent, intellectually stunted man-child who…

“...we don’t know what the child said to cause such an reacti—”

Imagining the "million" moms' glee turning into disappointment and rage makes me feel all warm and tingly inside 

My image focused, “Karen” of a sister stole one of my teenage son’s Christmas presents at my parents’ Christmas Eve gathering. He was in that awkward, angsty stage and this really bothered him. She thought it was super funny and refused to return it, even when I quietly took her aside and asked nicely. Nothing says…

3 year old: “I don’t love you” *smirk* (thinking this is the height of comedy)

We have a charlie brown tree for my son to decorate. We give him all the misfit ornaments and he loves taking the time to think about where each one goes.

I’m so upset that the compilation video has already been taken down. Disney are ruthless monsters who don’t realize how good Baby Yoda could be in boosting their Disney+ brand. LET US HAVE OUR MEMES, YOU HERBS!

He is the OK Boomer meme personified.

So of all the things to potentially bug me (why does he travel through space as well as time, how can he understand modern English, how can he read...anything) for some reason the one that bothered me most is how he could bake with modern yeast. Medieval bread would have been baked using starters and wild yeast, and…

I recommend following his Instagram if you don’t. He rips on Trump quite frequently and it’s very satisfying.

This says a lot about how inept the Biden campaign is. They should have seen this coming, and made sure she was paid off before she ever had that baby. 

We haven’t even won the war on Christmas yet, and you want to expand into Thanksgiving.

Obama gave eight years of his life in the most thankless job there is and we, the United States voters, chose to reward his legacy by electing a racist clown.

Do NOT trust anyone when they said they’ve been “called” about anything. It shows a delusional mentality.