*sigh* I do not believe that minors should be tried as adults. Their brains don’t work right and are full of dumb shit.

I don’t want him to keel over and die. I want him to live through the shame of an impeachment and be exposed for the fraudulent idiot that he is. Lock him up!

aw man so normal for your wife to not know if you had a heart attack or not and ask you about it after the fact. So chill and relatable and totally how a normal human beings would act/def happened. Like jesus christ he can’t even lie well

Gurrrl. This was practically x-rated. lol

The meltdown over ‘ok boomer’ has been so delicious to this millennial. HOW MANY YEARS of shitty op-eds have there been about how bad millennials supposedly are, vs. how long it took for boomers (or the ones with media platforms) to lose their minds over one teen meme? Big sensitive hypocrites.

At about 3 weeks pregnant (I always knew very early), I had horrendous abdominal pain. I couldn’t even stand. I was in bed, sweating, and couldn’t move. When I was sent to a (Catholic) hospital, the nurse who did my intake asked me basic questions: name, age, previous pregnancies, religion... when I mentioned I’m…

Do not use gig economy services at all, they are designed to screw over workers while giving you a service for less than is normally offered while lining their pockets, all while pretending they’re contractors despite being unable to set their own prices. It’s designed to create a fiefdom, and the already-struggling…

Ok G/O, you got your click.

But Goldblum insisted on persevering. “Even though I feel like this cultural shift [the #MeToo movement] is very, very positive and long overdue and I support it wholeheartedly and take it very seriously, I also admire his body of work. So I would consider working with him again, until I learned something more.”

My mum had a job in your field when I was younger. She was called the “nits, tits and naughty bits lady” back then and went to schools talking to girls about their bodies and their rights. I was mortified. But my friends often sought her out at our place (they low-key wanted information when we were meant to be…

All good points but even more broadly speaking:

Did Bill Gates personally code every product you purchased of his? Did Bill Gates hand deliver the hardware, set up the software, and put it in place?

Having to suffer through this abuse was bad enough. Now she gets to deal with it being a subject of public discussion, and her father bragging about it on air. My heart breaks for this young woman. 

This made me remember back when my dad suspected I was dating he said he could take me to a doctor and he could verify if I was a virgin still, I wasn’t anymore, but I was 16 and I was terrified that he would find out, I just insisted that I was still one and to butt out, thankfully he dropped the topic, but I always…

If I’m that doctor, the Hippocratic oath requires me to lie to that fucking creepy-ass, boundary-challenged parent. “Yup. Still there. Like a Capri Sun, fresh out of the carton, up in there.”

Can we pivot to getting a transcript for videos?

I LOVE Stripped.

An educated, informed populace is a threat to authoritarian regimes, and less easy to control. Free access to information is also a threat. Librarian here.

I really wish there was some sort of sports and politics combo to discuss this madness further! Or one take on it on the sports page, and another on the politics page!

I’m on the west coast and Jeopardy has always been first. As soon as the contestants on Jeopardy start shaking hands at the end, it’s a scramble to change the channel before Pat and Vanna make their entrance.