JustSmileandNod
JustSmileandNod
9/17/19
8:22 AM
1

Congrats! Was there a big proposal or more of a “we should get hitched” type discussion (we had the latter - while sitting in a river drinking beers one afternoon).

9/17/19
12:23 AM
2

I hated wedding planning but being engaged was such a special high - we ended up having a long engagement, partly for logistical purposes, but I was really glad there was a significant amount of time where I could just ::be engaged:: without doing any work.

9/17/19
12:21 AM
1

Congrats!! I bought my first car (like without my parents helping) when I was probably 27. Because I have no fucks to give, I quickly decided to only see women at the dealerships I visited because I was talked down to by like the first guy I saw and went NOPE FUCK THAT. 6 months later, the car I bought got totaled and

9/16/19
7:23 PM
193

Literally all anybody complains about is how Netflix is always getting rid of known IPs in exchange for their own content. There are a billion Netflix movies and shows. 

9/16/19
7:19 PM
4

Eeee congrats, fellow bride! And look at it this way: you'll be heading into marriage in something that works 😊

9/16/19
6:49 PM
3

Mazel tov!!! Being engaged was so fun, but I am a weirdo who loved wedding planning.

9/16/19
6:21 PM
4

Yay for the engagement! Boo for the car problems! I hope things go as well as they can in that regard. We finally had to throw in the towel and get TeenSparrow a “new” car after dumping too much money into what turned out to be a real lemon. Fixed everything we could until we realized it was going to be far too

9/15/19
5:21 PM
7

Yeah, we get a TON of pits and Chihuahuas. You can tell some of the pits were either fought or bred repeatedly, but thankfully they are adopted almost as soon as we get them. They are the most lovable land hippos ever.

9/13/19
1:04 PM
71

Well, considering I’m in a city with a median home price of 750k, yes.

9/10/19
5:04 PM
109

One night, while wearing my white nightgown, I returned to bed where my partner was already asleep. He suddenly wakes, screaming in terror at me. It was so sudden and unexpected, I started screaming back at him. For a brief moment we were both in a horror movie. Fun times.

9/2/19
1:48 PM
84

I asked an evangelical once why his church used the King James Bible, given that while it was probably excellent for its time, much newer and more accurate translations had been released in the many centuries of scholarship since then. He unironically told me that it was because the King James Bible was written in,

9/2/19
1:06 PM
105

The woman tells her that she’s doesn’t want to “argue” her faith.

9/2/19
12:51 PM
85

This is what “religious freedom” laws allow. It’s a slippery slope and will always be used to justify racism and other bigotries. This is why the right wing is a curse upon humanity, and why christianity is used to provide a platform for fascism.

9/2/19
12:04 PM
166

She unintentionally nailed it with “Christian race.” So many of these situationally-holy types seem to regard “The Bible” (a book they probably couldn’t pick out of a lineup) as magically supporting whatever bigoted shit is swirling around their heads on any given day. “I hate that fat black woman so the Bible must

9/1/19
3:27 PM
363

EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMALS ARE NOT SERVICE ANIMALS AND ARE NOT PROTECTED BY THE ADA.

8/30/19
2:17 PM
422

Funny how when you punch down, you attract other people with a history of punching down.