"Why do I get the feeling that if I'd played the video games I'd know what the f*ck was going on?"

CinemaSins is useless for everything except Prometheus. That shit was SPOT on

WHAT, is the deal... with TROLLS? Am I one? I THINK I AM. *read as Seinfeld*

starting with a driver's-license check to make sure there are no odd violations on record

Ladies, that's way too much makeup

no, dumb people say completely accurate things about a man who's ego won't fit through the door.

Bravo

can we please get over this shit?

um. is it really that easy? where was i? i need in on this

and there goes a bed that should be saved for a drug dealer.

He didn't change shit.

oh hells yes

THIS

so basically it's the first instance of someones husband thinking with their dick and pulling an idiotic male maneuver behind the wheel - resulting in a death

Not only does the hat look fine but she looks exactly like a young Drew Barrymore

she should have a little hate for her own body, it looks like she was hit in the face with a shovel

they're not confused at all, they're just commitment-phobes with no fucking backbone who want to make sure all their "options" are still open

who fucking gives a shit?

that's a pretty FUCKED up keyboard

are these things out yet?