who the fuck is Kate Perry?

can't star this enough

Standard!? What kind of un-american talk is this?

what the

i just crapped my pants

how am I supposed to rank these when you keep changing the units of terror?

luigi is dead

Is it because white people want their kids to live long productive lives and minorities don't give a fuck as long as they get that sweet sweet crack rock?

50 email accounts. wasted.

so how is that not child abuse?

yep

i hate you so fucking much

why the fuck is japan so uptight about this shit when they lead the world by a mile in the kinky sex department? You can't play the uncut version of gtaV but you can go down to the shops and buy used panties from a vending…

HOLY FUCK

just more time for everyone to be super passively aggressively bitchy to one another

Absolutely true in most cases. Unfortunately you can't just make blanket statements like that.

Not only are these ugly and impractical, as someone with OCD I would absolutely cringe at how much filth is being mopped up by the flaps. Don't ever wear these in San Francisco. Unless you want a giant dog log to roll out of your flaps when you get home.

Imma need those digits girl

yeah. hoon that baby right next to what looks like a sharp drop off into a treeline. go common sense go

yeah he should probably be running the fucking country. but that's not workin out so hot