jesus christ wtf

what the ACTUAL FUCK is WRONG WITH FLORIDA?

jesus quit being so dramatic and get a fucking abortion

so you're saying soon I'll be able to read all the bat shit crazy, usually contradicting, always hypocritical, dangerously inspiring in all the wrong way rantings of Jez in analogue form? Jesus sign me up!

I'm for it

whatever the reason it's why big bang theory is still on. and pretty much any other show with a laugh track and no middle or end *cough HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER cough*

In this situation, the exercise in its original intent was appropriate

I didn't have adblock on and the first thing i saw was a commercial with a british chick sitting on the shitter talking about how she used to be afraid to duce in public. For a good 3 seconds I thought "This is the greatest trailer ever". Then I realized what was happening.

no i'm saying I want you to stop taking pictures of me when I'm fucking your mother

this could be done way better. its very weak

This is something I've always been confused about.

Might be time for a new gig, because that's the most asinine shit I've ever heard.

"I will be playing Sunday...without a doubt."

sigh

You know it's true

the first one looks stupid as fuck. the rest seem legit

so many transamerica buildings. Is this parallel universe SF?

Sorry to break it to you but nobody ever did. Too small to do any serious packing, too big to be sporty.

They were all preferred gangster mobiles as well. I wonder how many people have been shot dead in a Lincoln circa 75-85

so he used to watch porn with his cousins... that is NOT ok!