That lady looks nice but I can’t even get through 5 seconds of video because of Fucking Piers Morgan’s Fucking Piers Morgan Voice.

Harry was the best guy on the show.

Pretty sure Carrie Bradshaw (I speak only of the TV/Movie version because I haven’t read the book) is the worst. She’s such a selfish, self-centered piece of work, and if I have to hear “I couldn’t help but wonder” one more time I may scream.

I didn’t even know GTalk was still around. I was transitioned — against my will — about a year or two ago. I wish Hangouts would do the side-docking minimization instead of occupying space on my taskbar...I wish the online/off-line thing worked properly (generally I just ping people with a “???” to see if they’re…

Keep the house. Investment. You’ll burn through rent money super quickly and then be left with nada. Find roommate and up the $$!! Or rent the entire house for $$$$ and rent a small place for $$.

I don’t have a big gold star saved here on my phone or I’d give you one. Few people understand that good kerning is the difference between elegance and a mess. Of course YOU would, though.

Yes, and I know you’re just being flip here, but bad typography is distracting. Good typography isn’t about looks, it’s actually functional. You want people to be enthralled by your writing. You don’t want them have to enjoy it despite the sub-optimal packaging.

Why? The trick is to sound awesome in ANY font ;)

The current president of the United States.

Fun fact: Doing typography while keeping in mind the needs of people who have

Okay, but I AM a graphic designer, and I support your choice to use serif type, but I just feel like your life would be altogether happy and carefree if you maybe just tried another serif font that isn’t Times New Roman? You’re a writer! You have passion for the written word! You should take joy in typography, at…

Garamond is good, especially for printing. Deploying it as a default typeface is a little tricky. We deployed Garamond III (yes, there are different types of Garamond) at the school where I worked and it looked fuzzy, but that’s what the brand nazis wanted so that’s what was deployed.

Sans Serifs are supposed to be easier to read on screens, while serifs look nicer in print. This is a thing people have studied.

My dad had to try several different masks for his c-pap. It’s very worth sticking with it and finding the one you won’t knock off your face in your sleep. It changed his life once they got one that would stay on his head.

Every episode of Catastrophe that features Ms Fisher is a little better, and infinitely more painful, because of her loss. Or rather, our loss.

As someone who keeps pizza scorecards in her purse, I’m okay with Lorde keeping track and rating her onion rings.

I thought Eric anumd Donald Jr were supposed to be running the Trump enterprise and thus supposed to be disconnected from the dealings of the Trump administration? I get that these people (the Trumps and Fox News) are all idiots but why would they want to involve themselves in this political commentary?

Yeah, I don’t remember there ever being a written test...I guess they keep having to come up with new rules to make it harder; apparently they were having problems a year or two ago when it got whittled down to two kids, and they ran out of the most difficult words.

Years ago, Cindy Adams of Page Six fame told a story of Donald Trump. She said that he used to call her multiple times a week to make sure his name got in the papers. Good, bad, whatever. All he wanted was his name on Page Six. In one of her books she mentioned that he never cared about how the optics looked. He just…