Uh, where was Taylor Swift during the 2016 presidential election?

I think my favorite is the scene where they’re contemplating killing her and she alternates between begging for her life, and reassuring them that she’s just a program and cannot feel pain. It’s so hilarious.

She is so hilarious. As Janet, as Bad Janet, as Bad Janet pretending to be Janet and failing, as Janet pretending to be Bad Janet and failing.

Just to be certain everyone has the inevitable earworm...

Well...I’m just a normal guy and I never thought anything like this would happen to me, but when our eyes locked from across the room and she motioned me over with the wag of her perfectly manicured finger...

I can’t stop crying over what these poor kids have had to go through, but I am so proud that these kids are our future. This is the first time in my adult life that I’ve been hopeful about any real common sense gun legislature passing. And it is 100% because of these children. I hope the NRA and all their A+ rated…

Aaaand I’ve been spending my evening watching the whole thing. DAMN YOU, MANNY!!!

And I was like, “Ugh, here we go.”

She also expressed her feelings to him the next day. He heard her out and apologized. I see no reason to doubt the sincerity of his apology. His statement on the matter affirms that he took her words to heart.

For me, it’s Crazy Ex-Girlfriend., The Good Place, and Brooklyn Nine-Nine (in particular its older seasons, which I’ve been re-watching lately). I also miss iZombie. TV needs more witty shows and less generic ones.

I guess I have to watch The Good Place since you and I clearly see eye to eye on television. What’s up with Jane The Virgin though? It’s been so lackluster. I mean, I still love it and laugh out loud multiple times an episode thanks mostly to Rogelio, Alba and the Narrator. But the Adam plotline is wack, and that…

Well, a slightly better outcome than the LAST time she was hanging out with a friend’s dad. . .

The Department of State is being horrendously hollowed out by Trump and Tillerson, as an oped in today’s Washington Post by former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright points out. Neither Trump nor Tillerson believes in diplomacy, and Tillerson recently made the ludicrous argument that cutting the department budget…

My abuser had a gun and frequently spoke of using it. I had a gun, but briefly. Once he noticed that I was getting very good with it, that gun became a problem. He tried to sell it while I was at work. He would often hide it. He tried to suggest that the kids had found it and that they were in danger. He finally stood…

I am burning inside over that. It triggered memories of all the times I have apologized to someone for their own shitty behavior towards me. FUUUUUUUCK!!!

In what universe is grabbing the ass of someone you barely know a way to “relax” them? What with the angry director and then Hoffman’s groping, poor Katherine must have felt that everyone on that set had turned against her.

Yes, that line actually induced the most rage in me, as if she had something to apologize for and he was good enough to forgive her.

You probably think I’m an idiot, but I didn’t know anything about the Spacey and Kilmer (and now Hoffman) shit, not even that Spacey is bi living gay.

It’s reasonable to predict they go down together (which may be the first time Pence goes down; but that’s Mother’s problem).

Oh my god imagine being exhausted from traveling, you finally get on your last plane, you take a tylenol PM to pass out, and then these fucks start tuning up.