I don’t think Rainn Wilson knows how statistics work.

Basically, I realized I don’t like Rory and I really can’t stand Lorelai, but all the side characters make the show worth watching.

OH MY GODDDDD. YES. Like...SO EXCITED.

I like that show. My Mom is a geneologist. Finding the stories of people you have a distant connection to is pretty cool, even when those people were not the best people or did not make the best decisions. None of us are the people we are related to and I like the way the show pulls back and shows the context of some…

Don’t piss on people’s Halloween, Steve. They’re having FUN. Geez. Whatta grump.

I want a cookie.

Party like it’s your birthday, Ange.

She was devastatingly cute in The Picture of Dorian Gray.

I'm gonna post this vine on my fb and all the asshats who say bad things about her will be culled from the friends list. I live in Texas, this may be an afternoon project. Love my FLOTUS

Well duh of course Taylor is the Queen of Instagram she is fabulous. Also 9 days til I see her! I’m so excited!

Remember him for these:

you face might balance out though, i know when i stopped washing my hair it was TERRIFYING for like a month, but then it was the thickest it’s ever been and nice and good and stuff. your face might be reacting to the irritation of all the washing and whatnot.

that’s why I dont fuck with my tried and true. WATER. THATS IT. MAYBE A LIGHT CLEANSER BUT THATS IT.

I had no frame of reference for half these questions...I saw none of those Matt Damon movies, I’ve heard none of those songs by The Weeknd, and I only saw “weekend at bernies” from that list. In fact, I may have never even seen that one yet.

Totally get the DESIRE to do this, definitely wouldn’t act upon it. I had several people RSVP to our wedding and no show without so much as a text or a card and would have LOVED in my wildest dreams to do that, but those are dreams and I had to be content in just huffing and puffing and being personally done with…

This wedding shit is getting out of hand. The universe does not revolve around 1) you or 2) your wedding budget or 3) your gift registry. It’s a party you chose to throw, people are not legally bound to show up (even when they said they would). Weddings are becoming the outlet of choice for asshole behavior nowadays.

I was mostly happy at college but this morning I did have that dream where I realized two weeks before the end of the semester that I had a class that I’d only attended a couple times and then completely forgotten about.

I’ll just say that the dress is gorgeous. As in really, really gorgeous. Was she wearing cowboy boots under there?

You do. That miniseries was fantastic.

Apparently, I need to watch this Olive Kitteridge.