No one has mentioned the sad reality of airline toilet paper. That stuff is so hard and scratchy that after a trans-Atlantic flight, my lady bits are sore and in desperate need of rehabilitation when I get off the airplane. And who has room to pack their own extra roll of Charmin in their carry-on?

Hahaha. I had to read all the way to the bottom of the page to get to this comment, and I'm glad I did. COTD!

She's doing a fantastic job with The Witches of East End on Sunday nights. Loving it! It's the most fantastically camp witch show on tv now. I want to meet this gin-swilling executive of yours!

I just binge watched seasons 1 and 2 and started watching season 3 on regular television. At some point the crazy started seeming normal. Hahaha. I love this show and can't believe I didn't start watching it from the very beginning. Jessica Lange is just so supremely talented and deserves every award she's been given.…

My mom has been taking chemo all year and just started chemo and radiation last week. She'll be on weekly chemo and daily radiation on her throat for 7 weeks. Fuck that cancer shit all to hell and back.

I forgot to mention how the Norwegian commentators incessantly call him "The Great One" or "The Great Bjorn Daehlie" every single time they talk about him.

Jezebel desperately needs a "Thanks for your comment, because it made me laugh so hard I peed my pants, and I'm still smiling ear to ear" button. Cause I would press that sucker for your comment. Hahahaha...voodoo ritual...hahaha...Bless your heart! (I mean that in the most unsarcastic and un-ironic way possible!)

I think you're exactly right about the oxygen thing. It says it there on his wiki page about it. Even in the off season, his oxygen levels are crazy high, which makes his aerobic (or is it anaerobic?) abilities superhuman. He's also still in really good shape.

The Norwegian skier you must be talking about must be Bjørn Dæhlie. The man's resting heart rate was extremely low, if I recall. The man is regarded almost as a god in Norway. If he doped, he did it very cleverly and hid it very well, as he'd not been caught at it. His wikipedia page says he's making a comeback. He…

Best line: Jesus, no one tell Rabbi J.J. Abrams about this. Hahahaha.

I second this motion. Make it happen!

I have a condition called hyperprolactinemia. And what that means is is that my pituitary tells my ovaries that I'm pregnant when I'm not. So my breasts fill up with milk and I feel pregnant. Before I was diagnosed at age 28, I was having all kinds of crazy symptoms. I would only have 3 or 4 periods a year, tops. I…

I thought it was just me. I can't see comments either in another thread. I finally managed to see comments in this thread.

And the news showed the firemen hauling the truck up out of the water as they speculated if anyone was inside. It was the most morbid thing in the world. I felt so bad for the family.

I'm a kitten for #5, too. I also love Nina Ricci's l'air du Temp for the summer months. Yummy! One of my all time favs.

That made me laugh and laugh. I really enjoy your humor. Carry on!

I have to try this!

Thanks for the information! I had one of these high-risk strains many years ago. I had to go to my ob-gyn every month for a PAP smear, then every two months, then every three months, and so on, until my PAPs were clear. Finally, it got so that my PAPs were clear for a year. The virus had cleared itself, for which I…

You're terribly sweet!

Your guy sounds like my father. My mother was lamenting to me that my father never says, "I love you" to her, and she was saying that in front of him. So he turns to her and says, "I told you the day I married you that I love you, and if that ever changes, I'll let you know!" I think that was the most romantic thing…