Wait, so Jezebel can shill a $80 canvas toiletry bag or a $125 necklace made from red string and 0.00001 ounces of silver, but this is scammy?

Oh for fuck's sake, this isn't even worth the time to explain to you, but let's try anyway, shall we? You're determined to put me in a box before even recognizing the problem with everything you're saying is fantastically cruel in its oversimplicity.

Could women people stop speaking for most men.

You know who agrees with you? Rapists.

i see you're well experienced in being a woman and that none of what other women are telling you could be true. carry on then.

And have it ACTUALLY WORK instead of shit, he's still following me.

I didn't dismiss anything...there has been kinja mayhem today. I am terribly worried about my impact on your daughters. I will prostrate myself at the altar of alskfja;slkdfjas;ldfkj sorry got bored.

You can have him, just get a shovel.

I'd love to study abroad in Nigeria, home of the great Nelson Mandela.

Enter for a chance to meet Idris Elba.

Thank you madam, but I'm still not letting you cut ahead of me in the line to get into Kanye's tour bus. I hear he lets all groupies sit on the floor polishing his crowns as he explains why earth really is flat. The earth is flat because Kanye is taking origami classes and is going to fold it into a swan.

No, no, no. Women laugh alone with salad. Smiling is for yogurt and tampons.

This ad is wrong on two counts: that the girl is white, and that she is smiling near a picture of pizza.

"Study abroad in beautiful Norway this semester!"

Khloe Kardashian, apparently she got them from Charlie Sheen who got them from Kanye who is auditioning head lice to play the world's smallest violins on his next album.

I get so angry when I hear people talking about how boys are being left behind, when I know for a fact girls have not even been given a fighting chance to get in the tech, math and science race. In this day and age we shouldn't have to fight the same battles our mothers fought for us, but sadly we do and perhaps even…

I just asked my vibrator if I was a "lonely fuck" and it said BUZZZZZZZZZZZ...

ha, sorry! I was being facetious, I didn't realize you were actually new! How it works is, something offensive happens - a dramatic response occurs, either overblown or valid, and authors generally respond in four ways. (1) they actively delete criticism, sometimes banning commenters. (2) they go back in and edit…

And the dude who fixed my washing machine.

Why? So then she can use a sex toy designed to simulate the feeling of a penis and then write a blog post about it? Wow, what a lonely fuck/chairsniffer she will be!